Why didn't I think of this?

The B Belt: an elastic belt that functions as a purse, clutch, wallet, or whatever. Cause no one wants something under their arm or on their shoulder when they’re trying to diz-ance on the dance floor.

I’m not crazy about all the crazy patterns these belts come in, so luckily I was able to get one in plain black. Super versatile.

You can see the inside of the belt has various sized pouches to stash your shiz (phone, keys, cash, eye drops, etc.)

And they’re just $39.99. I can’t wait to take this out for a spin.