The Breakup Shop at your service

The Breakup Shop at your service

Why didn’t I think of this?

The Breakup Shop, an online store will help end your toxic relationship for you.

(Not April Fool’s Day!)

breakuptext_largeThey’ll send a text. ($10)

Or a gift box. ($80)

Or a 1 minute phone call. ($29)

 

box_large breakup shopI’m sooooo curious to know if people actually use this. I almost want to get broken up with so someone can send me a Netflix gift card, or The Notebook DVD.

 

From their website:

The Breakup Shop believes everyone deserves to be single. 

Let us handle the messy work of the breakup so you can spend more time swiping right.

All of our products are designed to give you peace of mind when ending your relationship, minimizing discomfort and maximizing potential for long-term friendship.

You can even apply to become a Heartbreaker. (I kinda want to!)

become a heartbreaker breakup shop

IS THIS FOR REAL? 

Leave a comment tell me if you guys think this is all a hoax or a genius moneymaker.

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4 Replies to “The Breakup Shop at your service”

  1. 9-7-12cristi spune: Cand dau play la un film pe vlc sau bsplayer mi se vede negru tot.. pe youtube si pe altele merge dar cand dau la un film numai negru .. ma poate ajuta cineva ? -12V-a ajutat acest raspuns?

  2. disse:Ramir, enviei uma proposta pra refazer o site da Mectron. Vamos ver se eles respondem.A Avibrás sempre foi ruim de jogo, os caras da indústria de Defesa no Brasil não tem muita consciência de marketing.

  3. My wife & I have shopped at M&S for sixty years,wehave always had excellent service & the quality hasalways been good ,our weekly bill is normally between £50-£80,we have a 45 Min.Bus journey to get to our local steoH.rowever,we now face a reluctance, by local management,to put aside any of our favourite items,onour shopping days!Not very considerate,on such longjourneys .

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